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STRAIGHT FROM GOSHEN COLLEGE IN GOSHEN, INDIANA
(MENNONITE CENTRAL)
*****A BUNCH OF MENNONITE JOKES*****
Q. How do we know that Adam and Eve were Mennonite?
A. Who else would be alone in a garden with a naked woman and be tempted by a
piece of fruit?
Q. What happens when you take one Mennonite fishing?
A. He drinks all your beer.
Q. What happens when you take two Mennonites fishing?
A. They don't drink any of your beer.
Q. What's the difference between a Mennonite girl and Alaska?
A. About three degrees.
Q. What's the difference between a Mennonite boy and a rock?
A. The rock moves faster.
---Melinda (Mel) Spohn
first year Goshen College student
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