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Taken from today's real forecast: OF ENVIRONMENT CANADA AT 3.30 PM EST MONDAY 28 FEBRUARY 1994 FOR TONIGHT TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY. THE NEXT SCHEDULED FORECAST WILL BE ISSUED AT 9.30 PM. SYNOPSIS. MARCH WILL ARRIVE LIKE A COLD LAMB... A VERY WEAK DISTURBANCE WILL CROSS SOUTHERN ONTARIO TONIGHT BRINGING CLOUDS AND POSSIBLY A FEW FLAKES OF SNOW WITH IT. ANOTHER ARCTIC RIDGE WILL MOVE IN ON TUESDAY. THE STRENGTHENING SUN WILL TAKE SOME OF THE NIP OUT OF THE AIR KEEPING THE LAMB-LIKE ARRIVAL OF MARCH ON NOT TOO BAAAD OF A NOTE. \... ahem. Yeah.
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