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Scene: The Oval Office...

"But Hillary, this mission to Haiti is vital!  You're my most trusted
advisor, and these are delicate negotiations.  If you won't go, the
whole Carribean could be plunged into raging bloody war.  It's a matter
of the highest national priority!"

"I can't Bill.  It's just too dangerous.  Those people are crazy.  What
if something happened to me, what would you and Chelsea do?  Please,
I'll do anything, but don't send me to Haiti."

"Anything?"

"Anything!"

"Well, okay, then how about a blow job?"

"Oh, okay."

(zzzippp!)  (slurp slurp)

"Uck!  Bill, you taste like shit!"

"I know.  The Vice-president didn't want to go to Haiti either."

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