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How to attract voters...

apearlma@panix.com (Andy Pearlman)
(topical, smirk, politics)

In the New York Senate race, the Republican candidate Bernadette Castro was
annoyed at the New York Times magazine's apparent dismissal of her campaign.

"I take exception to your apparent dismissal of my candidacy. (various
wonderful achievements deleted).  And yes, I favor the death penalty for 
murderers of children, law-enforcment officers and all members of our
community."

Gives new meaning the phrase, "I speak softly, but carry a big stick."

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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