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Corporate lawyers

haines@isi.edu
(smirk, lawyers, language, original)

In compiling a grammatical text we were faced with the problem of finding
numerous example sentences to illustrate semantic differences.  We had
some problems with finding a good example for contrastive adjectives.
Eventually we settled on the sentence:

      These are biological not chemical weapons.

Our first example was:

       They hired a criminal not a corporate lawyer.

Unfortunately, non-linguists had a hard time realizing that we meant 
"criminal" to be an adjective and not a noun ...

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