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...And we'll send the bill to you!

TMANCUSO@drunivac.drew.edu (And then comes the Duck!)
(smirk, signs)

A 3-4-block stretch of East Cleveland Avenue in Newark (pronounced 
New Ark), Delaware consists of almost nothing but car dealerships.  
Nestled between two of these dealerships and across the street from 
another is the Newark Animal Hospital, where I take my two cats.  A 
few weeks ago, the first time I took my newest cat Molly there, I 
noticed the following sign at the entrance to the parking lot:

                        CAR DEALERS USING
                          THIS LOT FOR
                          TURN-A-ROUND
                        WILL BE NEUTERED

                   Appointments now being taken.

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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