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Alternative to "Take Your Daughter To Work Day"

feil@sbcm.com (George Feil)
(topical, smirk)

In order for the boys to not feel left out, I suggest the following
event:

		KEEP YOUR SON AT HOME DAY

Teach your son the pleasures and values of keeping house! Invite your
son, age 8 - 14, to stay at home from school April 28.

	* Have him assist in the housework. This provides him with
	  more exercise than physical education he would experience
	  at school!

	* Show him the secrets to effective shopping. Take him on
	  the grand tour of the supermarket and the shopping mall.

	* Instruct him on how to cook a gourmet dinner. He will learn
	  about good nutrition, and he'll be well rewarded for having 
	  dinner ready when the women come home!

	* And, of course, there's the soap opera break!

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