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[heard this one from my brother]

At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who
here has ever seen a ghost?"  Most of the hands go up.  "And how many
of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?"  About half
the hands stay up.  "OK, now how many of you have had physical contact
with a ghost?"  Three hands stay up; there's a slight murmur in the
crowd.  "Gosh, that's pretty good.  OK, have any of you ever, uh, been
intimate with a ghost?"  One hand stays up.  The speaker blinks.
"Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you've actually had sexual contact
with a ghost?"

The guy with his hand up suddenly blushes and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, I
thought you said 'goat'."

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