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This joke was heard on a Danish radio program about racism:
A Pakistani man walks into a 7-11 store. He asks the shopkeeper
for some dog food. The shopkeeper replies, "Oh no, I'm not going to
sell you dog food. You'll just eat it yourself. Bring in your dog and
show it to me and then I'll sell you some dog food."
The next day the same man goes into the same 7-11 store and asks
for cat food. The shopkeeper again replies, "No, I'm not going to sell
you cat food. You will just eat it yourself. Bring in your cat and show
it to me and then I'll sell you some cat food."
The third day the same man goes into the same 7-11 store. This
time he is carrying a box with a hole in the top of it. He says to the
shopkeeper, "I would like some toilet paper, and I have something to show
you in this box." The shopkeeper puts his hand in the box and feels
something warm and squishy. The Pakistani man says, "Is that enough
proof for you?"
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