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Voice-over: Snippets:
He sold more records than The
Beatles! And now you can hear
him SING The Beatles!
Lucid in the sky ... with Damion ...
Frank Zappa! Singing the songs
you love in his own style!
Here comes the shit ... doo-doo doo-doo ...
And you also get this bonus
disk: Zappa sings Ono!
Don't worry Kyoko; Mommy's only looking
for her hand in the yellow snow ...
But that's not all! You also
get this hot surfer single!
I wish they all could be Catholic girls ...
Order yours by calling
1-800-BUY-THIS! Only a
limited number are available,
so order NOW! Instant shit is gonna get you ...
Gonna knock you right on your face ...
NotvalidinAlaskaorPuertoRico.
Mustbeover18.BonusOnodiskis
optional.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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