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I recently asked my office if they would help me out by being guinea pigs
while I rehearse teaching the first session of a beginning bridge class.
I got this response:

Date: Tue, 07 Sep 93 16:55:47 PDT
From: TimJ <timj@ccmail.caere.com>
To: mojo@caere
Subject: Re: Need guinea pigs


    My wife and I are available.  Here's the breakdown on package prices:

        'Economy' rate..........................................$100
            (includes 2 guinea pigs; no feedback offered, 1 hour max attendance,
              wakefullness guaranteed for first 15 minutes of each hour only)

        First tier attendance and feedback package..............$200
            (all Economy features plus a max of 2 yawns and 2 questions as 
                feedback, 30 full minutes guaranteed wakefullness per hour
                 and attendance guaranteed for entire session)

        Second Deluxe Tier.......................................$500
             (includes First tier with additional 4 yawns, 4 questions,
               45 (forced if necessary) minutes of wakefullness per hour,
               and a 'congratulations job well done' from each of us at
                the end of the session)

        Custom packages available.... 

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