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[Okay, so this is sorta old by now... But a friend got this from a friend who got this from a friend...--John]

* Get frustrated every softball season losing to that same team with all the big sluggers, year in and year out? * Are you tired of always getting beat 6-0, 6-0 by that arrogant tennis playing friend of yours with the killer serve? * Haven't you had enough of that annoying golf buddy who always seems to shoot in the low 80's against you?

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