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You Can Sell Anything If You Advertise It Right

adb@geac.com (Anthony DeBoer)
(smirk, ads)

Today I saw a point-of-sale advertising poster in a store that
said, all in equally large print:

       +--------------------------------------+
       | Warning: Smoking causes lung cancer, |
       |    emphysema, and heart disease      |
       |                                      |
       |         Cigarettes (25's)            |
       |             2/$9.99                  |
       +--------------------------------------+

I suppose people will buy almost anything if you advertise it
attractively enough.

What next, pet stores advertising for the Bubonic Plague to
increase their rodent sales?

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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