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Lorena Bobbit is on trial, and the jokes are coming in.  In case
you need a reference, this is the woman who cut off her husband's
manly part.  Pass the Diet Slice, please.

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Subject: The Bobbits
From: Doug.Landauer@eng.sun.com (Doug Landauer)
Keywords: topical, smirk, sexual, original

I saw the ad ...

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	Mac the Knife
	Love Hurts
	My Ding-a-Ling
	... and many more!

   Well, now you can get them all, for only $19.95 in this
   new collection from K-TEL.

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	-- Doug.Landauer@sun.com
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Subject: You want fries with that?
From: sonix@schunix.com
Keywords: topical, chuckle, sexual

Don't give me any credit for this, I heard David Letterman tell it.  But it's
still funny enough to share:

Well, the Lorena Bobbitt trial is now underway, and all kinds of new 
information is being unearthed every day.  Now, now it seems that on
the night in question, Lorena Bobbitt did in fact want to have sex...

\...she just wanted it *to go*.

Duane

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From: gflowers@cognex.com (Gail Flowers)
Keywords: topical, smirk

Heard this one from my brother:

In an effort to decrease the amount of publicity that he's been getting lately,
John Bobbit has changed his name to Les Johnson.

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