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hmueller@orca.tamu.edu (Hal Mueller)
Dept. of Wildlife & Fisheries Sciences, Texas A&M University
(smirk, sexual, heard it)

After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house.  He
returned a few hours later to find his wife packing a suitcase.  He
angrily asked her where she was going.

"I'm moving to Las Vegas.  I can make $400-500 there doing what I give
you for free."

The man thought about this for a moment, then pulled out his own
suitcase and began packing.  His wife asked where HE was going.

"I'm going to Las Vegas, too.  I want to see how you manage to live on
$800 a year."

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