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I was at lunch today with a friend and we were discussing a
certain person (X) in our industry who has a reputation as somewhat
of a playboy, and who now works in a country noted for several
social health problems.

My friend made a snide comment to the effect that every time he
sees Mr. X, he's almost afraid to shake his hand.

I immediately pointed out that if he is really concerned, he
ought to start shaking his hand, and stop kissing his ass.

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