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I just bought some Gravol for my kids.  It's even called "Gravol for 
Children".  It was dosage information for children 2 to under 6 years, and 
for children 6 to under 12 years.  There is no dosage information for anybody 
older than 12 years old.  But there is the following:

CAUTION: Do not exceed the recommended dosage.  MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.  AVOID 
DRIVING A MOTOR VEHICLE OR PERFORMING TASKS REQUIRING MENTAL ALERTNESS.  
Avoid alcoholic beverages.  Do not take if you have: glaucoma, chronic lung 
disease, difficulty in urination due to an enlargment of the prostate gland, 
or if you are pregnant or breast-feeding unless directed by a physician.
[and some other cautions not quite so inappropriate]

I had to take it back - my chain smoking, alcoholic, pregnant, car driving 6 
year old daughter couldn't take them.

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