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Snow Job

crispin@csd.uwo.ca (Crispin Cowan)
(topical, smirk, olympics)

Olympic skier Tommy Moe apparantly has a past history of drug abuse, as
CBS felt compelled to point out.  It seems pretty natural to me,
however, that someone might go from drugs to downhill racing:

Effect                          Drugs   Downhill Racing
======                          =====   ===============
Very dangerous                  Y       Y
Major thrills                   Y       Y
Very Expensive                  Y       Y
People think you're cool        Y       Y
Doing time is a major concern   Y(years)Y(milliseconds)
white powder, grass, & rocks    Y       Y
A slippery slope                Y       Y
Jail                            Y       N

"Hey, man, wanna buy some wax?!"

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