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True item, quoted from a story in today's Syracuse Post-Standard about a visit from John Wayne Bobbitt: "He held up a picture of his new girlfriend, Kristina, for the television cameras. They met two weeks ago in an airport, he said. "'She's my ideal dream girl, the kind I explained to my wife I'd like to meet, and I finally met her,' he said. "She's a figure skater, he said." Uh oh.
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