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More on the Gloved One's antics:

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From: mes@picard.infonet.net (Michael Sullivan)

Original Joke:

Did you hear? They've had a big break in the Michael Jackson molestation case.

A doctor did a rectal exam of one of the boys bringing charges and found
\... a white glove.

Mary Sullivan
Submitted with permission by Michael Sullivan (mes@picard.infonet.net)
Plantsville, Connecticut

The previous is not by me, but is original with my mother who has no
net.access.  She mentioned it to me in wondering why nobody seems to have
come up with it yet!  she figured it would be all over the late-night shows
by now.

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Subject: Burger of the month
From: ac757@dayton.wright.edu (Earle Ake)

Q: Did you hear about the new McJackson?

A: It's a 35 year old piece of meat between two 12 year old buns.

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Organization: Rohn Rogers Associates
From: p00801@psilink.com (RRA)

Q. Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?

A. Two 5 year olds.

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Subject: Jacko bits
From: ajit@inetnode.austin.ibm.com (Ajit Dingankar)

Who's happy when Michael Jackson gets a boy to stay over?

- Bubbles.
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Which chips does Michael Jackson like to munch on?

- O'Boysies.
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Why does Michael Jackson want to move to Ohio?

- He heard there's a Youngstown there.
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Where does Michael Jackson write his songs for the kids?

In his tanning salon.
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