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I am a member of a group that reenacts the Civil War, serving in the Artillery.
 As a mounted unit, we have several horses, and they always get a lot of
attention from the public.

Over Memorial Day, a self-appointed Animal Rights-type came over to our "Master
of Horse" and started proclaiming:

"Listen here!  I was raised around horses, I know horses, and you are
mistreating that one there!  That horse is obviously pregnant, and should not
be forced to pull loads."

About that time, the horse (a gelded male) elected to urinate.  One of the guys
in the unit, who had heard the woman's tirade, called out:

"My god!  It's water's broke and there's a leg coming out!"

The woman left quickly and quietly.

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