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A well-known axiom in aviation (and probably other industries) states that the 
only way to make a small fortune in aviation is to start with a large fortune. 
An attempt to capitalize on this was spotted recently on a bulletin board at my 
local airport (Greenville, SC):

JUST SAY NO!!

Thinking about getting involved in
aviation business?

Come and see us first. We could 
save you hundreds of thousands of 
dollars. It's simple.

First, you tell us your idea and how
much you think you would have 
invested in your aviation endeavor.

Next, you pay us just 10 percent of
what you think you would have spent
and we'll talk you out of starting your
aviation business. Just think of the
money you'll save!

Start saving right away! Call today!!

   (800) POOR HOUSE

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