phoenix@ctr.columbia.edu (Ali Lemer)
(smirk, offensive, sexual)
From the rec.humor.funny joke archives.
A guy and a girl are in bed, screwing, when he says to her, "Turn
over. I want to fuck you up the ass."
"You want to fuck me up the ass?" she repeats, unbelievingly. "Isn't
that a little presumptuous?"
"Presumptuous?" he counters. "Isn't that a big word for a
seven-year-old?"