"That's not funny, that's sick!"

phoenix@ctr.columbia.edu (Ali Lemer)
(smirk, offensive, sexual)
From the rec.humor.funny joke archives.

A guy and a girl are in bed, screwing, when he says to her, "Turn over. I want to fuck you up the ass." "You want to fuck me up the ass?" she repeats, unbelievingly. "Isn't that a little presumptuous?" "Presumptuous?" he counters. "Isn't that a big word for a seven-year-old?"

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