True story: The other day, my mom, a avid doll collector, showed our family her new doll, Ideal Man. She pulled the string and it said clever things like: Your smile makes my day. You relax and I'll do the dishes. Here's a glass of wine, I'll go start a fire. I respect your career. You look wonderful. How about a nice long massage? Let me hold you, I need your warmth. Everyone was laughing when my mom wondered what if there was an Ideal Woman doll and what might that doll say. Without a beat my 72-year-old father-in-law chimed: "It's probably blank on both sides!"
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