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For their golden anniversary a couple decides to repeat their
honeymoon trip.  They drive to the Poconos and find the
same romantic lodge is still there.  A vibrant young couple, clearly
very much in love, is checking in when they arrive.  The husband
says "I'll just nip around by their window and see what they do --
we can maybe get some ideas to spice up our 50th year!"

Sure enough, through a crack in the curtains he sees the young couple
engaged in foreplay.  They are naked, sitting on the floor some distance
apart with their legs spread.  The young man is shooting marbles,
aiming to lodge them between her vertical lips; she is tossing
doughnuts, aiming to ring them around his erect member.  After a few
minutes of this they rush together and make tumultuous love.

The old man is quite excited by this idea, and makes his way back
to his eagerly waiting wife.  He describes the game, his wife
getting more and more inflamed herself.  "Darling, this is going
to be so good," she says: "Run right out for some grapefruit and
lifesavers!"

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