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The electronic timecard recording program at our site uses an employee's
electronic "signature" (essentially a password) that must be changed
periodically. When the user changes his/her signature, the system
displays the following message:
SIGNATURE SUCCESSFULLY MODIFIED.
PRESS 'ENTER' TO EXIT PROGRAM....
I half-expect to walk to the elevators at the end of the day and see a
sign that says "Press 'UP' to go down".
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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