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Making the rounds at OSF this week:

President Clinton, as part of his goal to increase technical
awareness and interest in the sciences, asked the various major
computer companies to cooperate in a large Multimedia publishing
project.  The general theme was "Elephants".

The piece from Apple was titled: "User Friendly Elephants and
Their Friend, the Mouse".

IBM's: "How to Sell an Elephant to Someone Who Wants a Racehorse".

Novell's: "Connecting Elephants".

Borland's: "All Elephants Should Cost $99".

NeXT's: "Painting an Elephant Black".

Microsoft's: "Why You Should Buy Microsoft Windows".

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