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I heard this from a friend who heard it from Paul Harvey: A witness is testifying before the court, and the prosecuting attorney is asking him questions. "You witnessed the robbery, sir?" "Yes" "What was stolen?" "Two televisions" "Did you see the thiefs?" "Yes" "Could you identify them?" "Yes" "Are the two men who stole the televisions in this courtroom?" At this point, the two defendants raised their hands. What's a defense attorney to do? :)
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