My sister told me this story, which is supposedly true (yeah, right). A friend of hers went on a family trip to Disneyland where they saw the new attraction ToonTown. As they were going through the tour, they encountered Mickey's house. They went through it, and the friend's little sister (five years old or so) said "Mommy, Mickey's house doesn't have a kitchen. Where does he eat?" And the mother, being quick-witted, responded "why, at Minie's house!". They continued through the attraction, and the young'un said "Mommy, Mickey doesn't have a bedroom either. Where does he sleep?" And the mother said "never you mind, dear".
(From the "Rest" of RHF)