A little while back someone in our lab put a section from an instruction manual for a Japanese electronic organ on the notice board. There was one of those exploded diagrams which shows you how to put the thing together. On part of this there was a screw, two brackets and a nut with a dotted line between the screw and the nut. To make sure the instructions where quite clear the Japanese/English translator had thoughfully added a single assembly instruction next to the dotted line...."fuck".
(From the "Rest" of RHF)