| RHF Joke Archives |

This was posted recently on rec.sport.pro-wrestling. I forward it with the OK of the original poster, Dave Scheid.

Jim Cornette: "Samoan Savage is so ugly he has to get up early in the
	morning & ambush breakfast."

	"Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to 
	study for a urine test."

	"Norman is so stupid, mind readers charge him half price."

	"Norman is so fat, he has furniture disease - his chest is 
	in his drawers."

	"Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him 1 1/2 hours to watch
	`60 Minutes'."

Bob Caudle: "There are bears in the woods that are tamer than Stan Hansen!"

Jim Ross: "(Rick) Steiner's eyes are glazed, even more than normal!"

| RHF Joke Archives |