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U.S. presidential phone lines

kiisaka@csi.uottawa.ca (Ken Iisaka (the mad pianist))
(smirk, politics)

Too late, but...

If the U.S. president were to set up a hot line, the phone number would be...

          Bush:    1 (202) USA-PRES
          Clinton: 1 (800) USA-PRES
          Perot:   1 (900) USA-PRES

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