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Heard from Lisa Cother. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Punk-Rocker goes into a pub and askes for a pint of rat. The bar man looks at him with a puzzled expresion and asks what is this perculiar beverage? The punk replies: well gov you go down to the cellar, bash a rat, put it in a tall glass and top it up with bitter!(a particually good English beer) The bar mabn thinks- funny sort but I suppose it's all the rave so he prepares the drink as it was described to him. The punk readily laps it up and leaves the bar most satisfied. Next day a female Punk comes in and asks for half a pint of rat. The bar man thinks not again but bows to the request thinking that one must have to cut the rat in half to prepare the half pint. He prepares it as best he can and serves it to the leather clad woman. She takes a sip and frowns saying: That's no good it's got no head!
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