Diamond Necklace
david@shakala.com (David Pratt)
Shakala BBS (ClanZen Radio Network) Sunnyvale, CA 408-734-2289
(smirk, sexual, heard it)
From the rec.humor.funny joke archives.
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I heard this a long time ago:
Friday evening around 7:30.
A young couple enters a jewelery store. He, average looking, well
dressed, She, DROP-DEAD Beautiful, BUILT!
They walk up to the necklace counter and start brousing.(she is
giggling constantly, he's looking bored) Shortly a clerk walks
up to them and asks if she can be of assistance. The conversation
went as follows:
He: "Yes, do you have anything GOOD?"
Clerk: "OH, Yes!" (she starts to reach for a good looking piece
in the display case)
He: "Hold on.. Let's save some time. Show me the BEST diamond
necklace that you have on the premeses."
Clerk: "Um, Yes Sir, I'll have to get the manager, it's in the
safe."
He: "I'll wait."
She: (looks like a VERY happy puppy)
Manager: (coming from the back with a box) "Sir, this is the best
in the house." (he opens the box, there is a price tag of
$23,000.00 on the necklace)
She: (gasp!) (melt)
He: (to she) "Would you like to try it on?"
She: (nod vigorously)
He: "Do you like it?"
She: (*KISS*)
He: "I'll take it. You *DO* take personal checks don't you?"
Manager: "Um, yes sir, but, being as this is friday and the banks
have closed. I can not release the necklace until I've
verified funds. You could pick it up Monday around noon."
He: "Fine."
She: (*KISS*,*KISS*,*KISS*)
Monday rolls around and the young man returns to the store.
Manager: "YOU! HOW DARE YOU SHOW YOUR FACE!"
He: "I know, I'm here to collect the check."
Manager: "HERE! Now get out!"
He: "Oh, One other thing."
Manager: "What."
He: "I'd like to thank you for the BEST weekend of my LIFE!"
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David Pratt - david@shakala.com
Shakala BBS (ClanZen Radio Network) Sunnyvale, CA 408-734-2289
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