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What to do with $47 Million

"w00026@TIGGER.STCLOUD.MSUS.EDU"@msus1.msus.edu
(smirk, news)

Here in Minnesota, our "PowerBall" Lottery was up at around $42 million
last week.  One man was asked what he would do if he won the $42
million.  He said, "I'd buy new tires for my car."  When asked why he
just wouldn't go out and buy a new car, he replied, "I couldn't just
drive around in a new car with bald tires."

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