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Liquid assets

anderson@cs.rose-hulman.edu
(original, smirk, money)

Buyiong a house a couple of weeks ago and dealing with the continual  
unexpected subsequent expenses brought me to a new
understanding of the term "liquid assets".  


One of the properties of most liquids is that you can siphon them.   
Once you get your money flowing out of your coffers at sufficient  
rate, it won't stop flowing until nothing is left.

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