I heard this one at a dinner party last night. I don't know if it is true.
The latest edition of the Irish Customs and Excise Handbook comes with an
erratum slip. It contains the following instruction:
"After contraceptives, insert fruit and vegetables"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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