Faster than a speeding bullet

nestabro@nova.gmi.edu (Noel Estabrook)

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From the rec.humor.funny joke archives.

I heard this from a friend the other day. I'm sure it will no longer be relevant under our wonderful new administration... Three boys are standing around one day conducting a typical "my dad is better than your dad" one-upsmanship session one day when the topic turns to whose father is really the fastest. The first boy says, "my dad's so fast, he can shoot an arrow at a target 100 feet away, run after it, and catch it before it hits the target." The second, not to be outdone, pipes up, "well _my_ dad is so fast, he can shoot a .45 at a target 100 _yards_ away, run after the bullet, turn around and catch it in his _teeth_ before it hits the target." Well, the first boy is impressed, until the third kid chimes in. "Shoot, that's nothing", he says, "my dad works for the government. He gets off work at 5:00 and is home by 4:30." nestabro@nova.gmi.edu Michigan State University

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