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This is for real; I am not making this up. 

I was driving back to Pittsburgh from Chicago a few weekends ago, and had
the CB so that I would be appraised of "traffic conditions." Anyway there
were these two truckers talking on the channel.

Trucker #1: Naw, I think we really should change over the metric system.

Trucker #2: Metric? Why should we change over to metric? What wrong with (a
   slight pause here as Trucker #2 tries to think up of appropriate system
   of measurements...) American Standard.

Trucker #1: Metric is real simple. See there's none of these 16th and 32nd
   measures. Everything is just one through ten. It's real easy

Trucker 2: Only one through ten hunh? Well, I got a few metric tools in my
   toolbox. And this here wrench is sized six POINT five... how do you
   explain that?

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