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A researcher canvassing the neighborhood knocked on the door of a retired general, and asked, "Excuse me, sir, I am researching alcohol use in the area. Can you tell me your alcohol consumption habits?" "Madam, I haven't had a drink since 1945." "My word, that demonstrates a great deal of virtue." "Yes, especially considering it's past 2030 hours already!"
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