Sarcastic Warning
KSTE@vm.cc.purdue.edu ( Kerry Stephenson)
(smirk, true)
From the rec.humor.funny joke archives.
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My father works with radioactive isotopes, and from time to time he
is called upon to inspect the labs in which they are used. He
reports that there is a sign in one of the labs (near a rather nasty-
looking contraption), which reads:
WARNING: DO NOT LOOK INTO LASER WITH REMAINING EYE.
I guess that's fair warning. Late, maybe--but fair.
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