As a follow up to the quotes from product labels... For many years (and maybe even still now) the French bottles of HP sauce (a brown condiment) assured purchasers that the sauce "contient aucune preservatif", which seems fine, until you are told that "preservatif" is French for "contraceptive".
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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