This is from cg071@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (P. J. Geraghty): Two friends of mine were in a bar one night trying to hit on two rather uninterested women. My friends were claiming to be the goalies for the visiting NY Islanders. Unfortunately, one of the women was a hockey fan, and informed them that she didn't recognize them. Realizing that they were not going to meet with success, my friends put their hands up to their faces and said, while peeking through crossed fingers, "Recognize us NOW?"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)