Seminars for Women ...
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SEMINARS FOR WOMEN:
Once again, the male staff will be offering courses to women of all marital
status. Please note, homework is mandatory. Attendance in at least 10 of
the following courses is not mandatory.
1. Combatting the Impulse to Nag
2. You Can Change the Oil Too
3. PMS - Learning to Sleep Over at Mother's
4. How to Fill a Beer Mug
5. We do not want Stationary for Christmas - PUT ON SLEAZY UNDERTHINGS
6. Understanding the Female Cause of Male Drunkenness
7. How to Do All Your Laundry in One Load and Have More Time to Watch Football
8. Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children so You Could Have Someone
Other Than Him to Boss Around
9. How Not to Sob Like a Sponge When Your Husband is Right
10. Get a Life - Learn to Kill Spiders Yourself
11. Balancing a Checkbook - Even You Can Get it Right
12. You, the Whining Sex
13. Reasons to Give _ _ _ _ _ _ _ S
14. How to Stay Awake During Sex
15. Why it is Unacceptable to Talk About Placentas During Breakfast
16. Shopping - Doing it in Less Than 16 Hours
17. #101 You Can Use a Bed for More Than Just Sleep
#102 It's OK to Do It Outside of the Bedroom
18. If You Want to Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother
19. How to Close the Garage Door
20. If You Don't Want an Excuse, Don't Demand an Explanation
21. Payday and Shopping Are Not Synonymous
22. How to Go Fishing With Your Mate and Not Catch Pneumonia
23. Living Without Power Windows - How to Turn a Crank
24. Romanticism - The Whole Point of Caviar, Candles, and Conversation
25. How to Stay Alive While Your Husband is Relaxing
26. Putting On Something Sexy - Why it Won't Ruin Your Brain
27. How to Act Younger Than Your Mother
28. You Too Can Carry a Backpack
29. Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are Not the Women Who
Complain About You the Most
30. Apologizing for Farting When You're On the Toilet is NOT Necessary
31. The Attainable Goal - Catching a Ball Before It Stops Moving
32. Honest, My Eyes Are Closed Because of the Passion I Feel
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