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Writer's Euphemisms for Death

bjones@denitqm.mnet.uswest.com (Brent Jones)
U S WEST Information Technology Services
(original, smirk)

Perhaps too job-specific, but funny anyway!

Top Ten Technical Writing Euphemisms for Death


10. Made the big deadline.
9. Taking minutes for the Maker.
8. Went to that big spelling checker in the sky.
7. "Lateral mobility."
6. The final Edit.
5. The eternal offsite assignment.
4. Documented the Big D.
3. Very, very passive voice.
2. Reformatted.

1. An improvement over technical writing.


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