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A hunter accidently shot himself in the groin with a charge of
shotgun pellets. After a doctor worked on him for hours getting
the buckshot out, he suggested the following: "If I were you,
I'd go to a music teacher and take clarinet lessons."
"Why?"
"Well, somebody is going to have to teach you how to finger
that thing without peeing all over your hand!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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