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This joke comes from a friend, Steve Lasker:

	[Told with a heavy Scottish brogue]

	A Scotsman went to a pub with his great dane and when he arrived, he
tied the dog up outside [ootside] and went in to have a pint o' bitter.
A few minutes later, another Scottish bloke walk in and the following
conversation ensued:

New man:  Is that your dog ootside?

First man:  Yes.  What of it?

New man:  Well, I think my dog may'a killed 'im.

First man:  What kind'a dog you got that can kill a great dane?

New man:  Well, e's a chihuahua.

First man:  Ha!  'ow can a chihuahua kill a great dane?

New man:  Well, I think the wee bastard may'a gotten stuck in 'is throat.

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