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This morning in church the junior pastor announced the very recent birth of `Mark', son of a church member. He said that he knew neither the middle name nor the birth weight, but promised the information would be announced next Sunday. During this, the senior pastor had risen to the microphone. He informed us that ``There is no middle name, the birth weight was 6 pounds and 2 ounces, and it's Marc spelled with a c'' and sat back down. After a half-second, the junior pastor quipped: ``Well, I guess now there's no reason to come back next week!'' -- Russell Schulz russell@alpha3.ersys.edmonton.ab.ca ersys!rschulz Shad 86c
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