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Ten Top Ways to Tell if Your Kid is Watching Too Much Sesame Street 10) Always pointing out that "one of these things is not like the others". 9) Knows everybody in the neighborhood, and what they do, and can sing a little song about it. 8) Whenever running or jumping, is trailed by six afterimages. 7) Checks under garbage cans for furry legs. 6) Eats an entire box of cookies (including the box) in less than a minute. 5) Insists that pigeons have fascinating personalities. 4) Complexion starting to resemble terrycloth. 3) Laughs and counts during thunderstorms. 2) Feels sorry for frogs because they are green. 1) Thinks that letters and numbers sponsor TV programs. --Bill Kinnersley billk@hawk.cs.ukans.edu
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