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The Globe and Mail (a Canadian newspaper) published an interview with
Major-General Lewis MacKenzie, who commanded some U.N. peacekeepers
in what used to be Yugoslavia. He told the following story, set
at the Sarajevo airport while pinned down by sniper fire:
We were all lying down on the ground and a cameraman from a
Belgrade TV station crawled up to me and, as he put his camara
in my face, asked, `Who fired the first shot?'
I answered, `Some son of a bitch 400 years ago.'
Found by: Joshua Levy (joshua@veritas.com)
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